Please read our complete rules page before posting. Click here! Rule 14 - Removed Marc with a C i. What entitled douche has to say "with a C" when it's just to identify that your shitty barely coffee drink has arrived? Here's a hint, Mark and Marc are pronounced the same way so you will get the point either way. In his defense, the workers at Panera always ask how to spell my name It's Eric. I speak plain English I once asked why it mattered, because it's said the same either way and she responded, "So we know we call the right Eric.
There's like 3 or 4 ways to spell both my first and last name. As long as it's not a legal document or something it doesn't matter to me. Hell I've had people call me by a different pronunciation daily for years and I don't care. It's just another word. As long as they know who I am my name isn't anything to get worked up over. No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard. Apparently i was late to the party with this video. This is the kind of advertising i dont mind at all. I remember reading a headline once that said something like "Starbucks baristas know they are spelling your name wrong, and they are doing it on purpose.
Good to meet you Dad! My name is "Look at how much she's grown! Do you have my money? I didn't realize you could draw so many conclusions about a person based on how they order their coffee. I always smile when I see these, but where are these Starbucks full of retards? I frequent 3 different Starbucks and all the people who work there seem quite competent.
Soft shells are good for when the nearest Taco Bell is 15 miles away and you're bringing the order home to share with the whole family. The juices in the meat soak through crunchy shells and make them soggy and nasty, but soft shells hold up just fine over that time. I did before living in NYC. By the time the delivery guy shows up though, your crunchy taco is a sad little sog pile. Just ask them to wrap each component separately so that you can build them yourselves when the delivery comes.
They won't do it and will mock you to other coworkers about your sense of entitlement. I read your first sentence and was like "Would they even do that? Or will they think I'm an entitled prick? Then I finished your post and went "Oh. How could someone mess that up? Maybe it's just because I know a lot of people named Markc.
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