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This is not meant to offend anyone. This is pure humour and stupidity. If you don't like it, I don't care. Go read something you'd prefer and leave those who want to read a fun parody once and a while to read this. Also, I don't hate Ilia and I don't bash her senselessly in real life, it's just for the fun of this story. It was a beautiful day in the fair village of Ordon Link was so amidst his adventure that sometimes he came home to take a break. They'd already defeated Zant, and just had to go to the castle. And make sweet passionate love with Midna. He didn't want to hurt her, since she was an imp, but Midna insisted and to prove it, dominated him.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Posted 08 Mar , views faves 89 comments votes. Social Networks. Midna yawned, bored out of her skull as she rested, hiding in Link's shadow. The two had been travelling the lands of Hyrule, working their way toward the Castle Town. The imp was growing used to the tedium of travel. She had tried to strike up conversation with the Hylian boy several times, but he was a terrible conversationalist, usually answering questions with one word answers or simply nodding his head. She sighed, scratching her ear. The simple fact was that other than the occasional battle with random creatures or trip through obscure trap filled dungeons, most of their time was spent on horseback, trotting across the plains. As much as Midna liked the landscape, she much preferred her home of the Twilight Realm. Link grunted in annoyance from the saddle, and Midna looked up, wondering why the hero had reined in the horse.
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