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We asked YOU, our kind readers to submit your funniest, most embarrassing pooping stories in hopes of winning the finest bidet on the market. You did not disappoint. We received dozens of stories and selected the very best 10 for your viewing pleasure. They also may contain sex, inappropriate language, tears, run-ins with the law, shame waves and both number ones and twos. ONLY continue reading if you enjoy laughing. I was on a bachelor party cruise to Mexico. Things got a little out of hand one night. The next morning, I was in my room a hot, cramped, dorm style room with no windows shared by my smelly ass friends , hungover out of my mind, when I felt a twinge in my lower back. I proceeded to de-robe and attack the tiny holed toilet in our room head on. I unleashed a massive pile of the remnants from the evening before and was a hot, sweaty mess afterwards.
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I called out a really good friend of mine for being a Porta Potty after seeing her on TheDirty, and she admitted everything. I asked her a few months ago about it and she told me when something opens up she will let me know.
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I always choke up when reading it to my kids. No, really. And every year, during Pooping Season, bird shit falls from the tree like tears from a teenage girl. See the ominous dark clouds around the tree? A shit storm is brewing…. The tree is actually horrible all year round. The fuzzy balls those two words always make me giggle blow allergy-laden crap all over the house and yard. The amount of leaves it drops is un-fucking-believable. Even though I wait for the wind to blow a majority of the leaves down the street prior to raking, I still fill up the entire length of my house with piles and piles of leaves the entire Fall season. I hate this tree.
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Top definition. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of. Ghost Poop unknown. There are three popular definitions of ghost poop : 1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation. This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain , so it's out of sight , but still very much in the toilet. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little.
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I called out a really good friend of mine for being a Porta Potty after seeing her on TheDirty, and she admitted everything. I asked her a few months ago about it and she told me when something opens up she will let me know. Christmas came and she told me that Jan. Bartz for a weekend. Next day, we get on a foot yacht… On it is my friend, me and 1 other girl, and 9 Arabian guys. I was starting to doubt what the hell I got into, 6 of them were fat and all of them were so hairy, It was intense.

They just sat there and played board games and smoked cigars. A few hours later one of their servants comes up and tells us its time. So the next two guys take a little longer maybe 7 or 8 minutes and do the same. Now my face is just glazed, I hear all 3 walking out laughing and the servant comes to get me and tells me not to clean my face, takes my hand and walks me to the shower.

They basically cleaned my face off with their pee. We sit down after we washed off had a great dinner, drank and did some more blow. Through out the night, different guys in groups of 1 to 4 would grab us take us in a room and have sex with us.. The next night though, its when it got insane. After all day of out at sea and sex, the servants let us know tonight is the most import night so make sure we look our best. I walked into my sex room and it had plastic all on the bed, I figured they wanted to pee on me on the bed.

So this time instead of 3 coming in the room, only 1 does. I instantly pop up and start throwing up everywhere, he grabs me by my hair slaps me so hard, and tells me he is not finished. But I could not stop throwing up since I had poo in my mouth. Right there and then, I never had missed my boyfriend more. So all of Sunday, I was secluded from everyone else, fed only once and dropped back off at the dock with everyone. Not worth the money or self respect.

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Comments expressed here do not reflect the opinions of lindaikejisblog. So, this porta porty thingy is real af. All those so-called "small girls, big God" you see all over town, cruising high-priced luxury cars, and wearing designer clothes and shit, how do you think they came by their exotic lifestyles?

Porta Porty's with us. They ain't got no shame. They're just all about the rewards. Think twice before you start envying those fake-ass dirty bitches. I had to go and put eyedrop in my eyes to read this thing again!!!! I am speechless.. After they have already pooed on you instead of you to stay there and take the remaining 30k the deed is already done. So that ooo was just for nothing.

This is what Tonto Dike, Ese Eriata and so many more small girls with big gods just finished doing in Dubai last weekend Those Arab guys can be so domineering. Everyone I know that had sex with them ended up regretting it. They treat women like trash and only a woman that lacks self-respect follows them. That's a shitty story, literally. But all these people commenting, especially Nigeria S in this hard economy If I bear say you na no accept am.

Can someone explain how it feels to poop on another human? Why would anyone have such a romantic association with faeces? But it was a fair deal. Just that they didn't use an protection. I mean 10k dollars, just like that. Convert it to Naira, and for two days I bet enough people are like for just that shit and urine for 2days, I go even reduce price! Beware of insatiable women guys. I remember a girl that hanged out with some Lebanese folks in Apapa,they gave her good money but she spent most of it treating herself.

Disgusting but hey, she knew what she was going there for. No sympathy for this money hungry ho! What did I just read?? So this is what all these our actresses go through to remain on top of their game?? Chukwu aju!!! This must be another kinda ritual. I reject bad things. Yep, sounds like sex magic. The consequences for the receivers will be dire. Their Destiny is a gonna! Give your life to Jesus Christ guys it's about to be time up.

What this bitchass girls do to slay. Damn mofucka has a boyfriend yo. All for Benjamins. Na wa ooh. All to slay. Toke makinwa, Freda Francis, Toyin lawani are all on this table. Trust me.. I know.. Especially Toke. I guess the Arab guys still practice sharia back on shore Which Arab guy will give a girl 40k for doing nothing? Many of those guys are into all kinds of sexual fetishes.

Look at this slut saying she wishes she had her boyfriend to cuddle here. All for the money. The rich really need to start telling struggling people the truth: In the end it is never worth sacrificing your self worth and the things you hold dear for money. It is never worth it.

Now i know what all these slay mamas do.. There are Christian Arabs! Leave sharia out of it. Learn to respect people's religions. Linda Ikeji why on Earth do u post all these hate messages? A ratio less than 1 in This more of a cultural thing made worse by Islamic suppression of women and freedom expression with hyorocripsy.

I hear say one big ass nollywood actress did this. I won't mention her name. They want to be a potty porta. Their parties are very discreet, u will not even see the next person and the girl he is with.

So many Nigerian ladies are into it but they believe no one will know because of the discreet nature. All those buying houses in Lagos with no source of income. Hmm , God Dey. When you love money too much , you will become a slave to mammoth.. So after bonding with evil, you will still go an bond with someone's son? Pls guys stay away from all these girls you can't match their lifestyle with their source of income. These Arab men are so twisted in every way you can think of.

And they can form region eh. These are the same people that will kill a woman for wearing revealing clothing and throw gays off a building.



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