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They finally land jobs as detectives for the LAPD whose reputation is so tarnished that it has to take almost anything that can walk on two feet. Things heat up in this zany action-filled sci-fi comedy when they hit it off with hot bodacious babes with knockers that defy gravity. The problem is these gorgeous chicks are aliens from outer space -- and they turn into real monsters when they get mad or aroused -- but then, don't all women.
What's worse, the chicks' father, an old-school villain, wants to, you guessed it, take over the world. Steve and Sho are caught in the middle -- save the world and keep the babes. Read more Read less. Kindle Cloud Reader Read instantly in your browser. Get everything you need. Page 1 of 1 Start over Page 1 of 1. Eve's Sisters. Jayne P Bowers. Saturday's Child. Mis' Melissa's Baby. Dr Steven Stiles. Professor Chris Brown. Children's Chums, Stories.
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The iconoclastic anime-obsessed weirdo's "first novel" is an absurd freefall through Japanophile cliches, with lunkheaded dialogue, a shoestring plot and hilariously bad illustrations. A must-own for any fan of the deeply stupid. This book is one of the dumbest things I have ever read in my life. Oh, I didn't technically read it but I had the opportunity to hear someone read it. First of all, this story makes zero sense.
Now had this been a parody I would have understood but this 'author' writes this whole entire thing as serious. This story features women with magical, growing breasts, the bad guy is named Black Sabbath, it's filled with bad anime tropes and the charecters are so two dimensional it's laughable.
If you want to read this, go find the people who did a dramatic reading. One person found this helpful. If you like to read books about alien babes and dumb dudes, then you will love Sass Girls. One day while Sho and Steve are guarding the museum, Sho accidentally knocks over one of the sculptures on display. Steve decides that they should try to put it back together with glue. Sho goes to look for the glue in the janitor's closet which is on the floor below.
However, after retrieving the glue instead of going back upstairs, he accidentally pushes the down button which leads to the basement. When he arrives, he sees a hole in the wall ahead of him. He approaches the hole and discovers a capsule that has landed from space. In it is an alien, one of the hottest babes ever- alien or not! In Sass Girls, Passiona is the daughter of the supreme leader of her planet, who has invasion plans for planet Earth.
She and her two sisters are sent to Earth as spies to learn more about the weaklings that their father plans on subjugating. After Passiona meets Sho her attitude towards the weaklings changes; and she joins with Sho and Steve to prevent her father's invasion of Earth.
Sass Girls is a great book. As you get started, it may seem boring. However, once you get past the first seven pages, I promise you that you will not want to put it down! It is full of action and alien romance. It's a great book all and all. I would personally recommend it to readers over the age of fourteen due to language. Sass Girls X might be the best book I've read all year. You will laugh until you cry.
The mind that created the world of Sass Girls X is truly great. Words cannot express how much you will enjoy Sass Girls X. I enjoyed the book. I would give it five stars. Imari captures what a lot of teenagers and young people today feel. Sometimes it's lousy trying to fit in, trying to show people that you can do something important.
I could really identify with Sho and Steve and probably a lot of other teenagers can too. Steve and Sho are nerdy nitwits out to prove that they are not idiot. They are misfits out to make a name for themselves. They finally get a chance to score big with some beautiful babes. It's hilarious. It's a serious book told in a humorous way.
I really liked the ending. The book has great manga artwork and a fantastic soundtrack. I really had fun reading this book. The two main characters get into some really awkward and funny situations. The alien babes are like everyone's childhood fantasy, well at least for me it was. This book contains great manga style artwork and a matching music cd to go along with your reading.
It's a fun read all the way through. I was sent this book via the author himself as a way to start working on an actual comic book of this novella and I must say, I was entertained! It was realistic, witty and funny all in one. Deffinately good for someone who wants to read some real life boy's point of view comedy with a bit of a sci fi twist. See all reviews from the United States. There's a problem loading this menu right now.
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